Google search terms which drove readers to my blog: Alert Homeland Security or throw a block party?

9 May

Should I alert Homeland Security or throw a block party? A stroll through internet search terms which sent readers to my blog

By Nate Thayer

May 9, 2013

Here are this week’s listing of perplexing, disturbing and amusing internet search terms which drove people to my blog and provide an intriguing peak into the nooks and crannies of readers of my scribbling’s minds.

I am not sure whether I should alert the Department of Homeland Security or revel in it and throw a block party for my apparently like-minded associates.

Any nominations for the winner of the best search term of the week are encouraged and welcome for the following categories:

Most intriguing

Most disturbing

Most amusing

All around grand prize winner

Call 911 immediately

The search terms used from May 2, 2013-05 to today, May 9, 2013 included:

Mississippi Elvis organ thieves; police Khmer;  ethics of media in the age of internet;  as a journalist do i need to know how to keyboardcheap destinations to live for freelance journalists; British royal family sanctioned murders; what does it mean when someone calls you a cornball?; free oops TV Nate; sex Khmer rouge; Google America free daughter father sex;  media in the internet age; http://www.noradsanta Nate or nice; medical malpractice by psychiatrist turns witches;  brazil prison uniform; freelancer writing emails for work; male dogs fucking women for pleasure; free gay gum eating compile tube; war non-consensual sex fantasy;  what Cambodian movie did Ta Mok play in; godhatesamerica.com; choeung sopheap (Cambodian for “wants peace”); freelance war journalist; robot sex; cum terrorist;  hare Krishna prison gang; the last grenade; secrets of royal family; should a freelance journalist contact an editor if he or she never gets back; Waco extremists with us government;journalist freelance rates; mail to give my pay rate;; wife fuck animal in the wood; white power groups; if i were to be editor of the newspaper for one day;  fantasy underage forced sex clips; royal family assassination; white power pol pot; utube forbidden videos about north Korea;  how many animals has the British monarchy killed?; pol pot song;   the coup 1997,cambodia; http://www.northkoreansex.com; massive computer room with workers; wives who have had sexual experiences with dogs; being a paid email friend; Hun Sen fuck girl in Facebook; Westboro Baptist contact numbers; brunch nude north Korea;  where do journalists post requests; fucking Hun Sen pictures;  freelance writing rates 2013; picture of a man beg the police to spare his life in Cambodia; prison clothes pink; would you like to be a journalist for a day?; What does a cornball brother mean;  who has rights magazine or journalist; north Korea submarine; secrets about British royal family; how to write an email ask for advertise; north Korean submarines; life of a freelancer; nknews.org Nate Thayer; how to be a freelance writer for pay; make a living freelance journalism; how to write for Atlantic;  Kim il sung smoking;  Baptist church Somalia po box; journalists life; koh kong smoke weed;  article 53 of the north Korean constitution;   ilyushin il-62 cabin crew; Hun Sen’s private army; royal family of England; soviet embassy in Phnom Penh 1985 1988; north Korea racism; gialloboy; how i can i get salary if i work as a freelancer; Korean air reviews meal photos; pussy dog abuse dogs; photo reporters do they find easily job; terrorist searched stripped bomb; Khmer rural house roof;  forest gum koryo latex’s; pol pot;  the life of a freelance writer; a freelancer or a journalist;  can you earn a living freelance journalist; Cambodia mass murder; freelancing salaries; does the slang word wood have any meaning in white supremacy?; freelance writer and freelance journalist; according to the central propaganda department, “party control of the media is an unwavering basic principle”6, that meant the party had the right to modify the news or instruct the media institution if their words are not welcome by the state policy; domestic terrorism in the united states from 2000 – 2013; arrow pointing to Texas;   a relative invited to go to and then uninvited u;  which bar allowed smoke ganja Phnom Penh;  freelancer no money to pay anything; artist get paid, writers get paid, photographers get paid, models get paid; what is the salary for a writer working for people magazine; north Korean giant; why i am a journalist; a day in the life of a reporter; death worked at Google left job “has been a blogger since”; freelance writing rate blog post;  koryasex; journalism website that you can email what you have done; the royal family dirty secrets; what is good web site to freelance l and get make to freelance; is freelance writing journalism??; animal rape abuse;  school headmistress; Khmer rouge Russian Nate Thayer; TV live sex show;  serve the aims of strengthening the dictatorship of the proletariat, bolstering the political unity and ideological conformity of the people and rallying them behind the party and the great leader in the cause of revolution; how many articles a week do journalists write; last time i checked the white power are the biggest terrorists; Nate Thayer free; here is my last correspondence; reporting pol pot’s death; ; freelance free life; British royal family tracker; sing a contract when 20 wage rise when 21; Cambodia corruption control; Aryan terror brigade; tourism statistics in the dprk;  what do magazine journalists make?; certificates of recognition; thanking a reporter for the good comments made; live television sex; royal nurse death conspiracy; Cambodian red cross corruption;  massacre in Britain royal family; i got invited for below l north Korean propaganda; Hun Sen net money; “notify me when new comments are added training institute;

 

One Response to “Google search terms which drove readers to my blog: Alert Homeland Security or throw a block party?”

  1. Al Rockoff May 9, 2013 at 9:18 pm #

    IF you do have problems with Homeland Security’s T.S.A. and they start groping you just insist on an opposite sex body search!   Al R

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